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Monday, November 30, 2009

LOL!!!

Dear Steph,

I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that we’re related. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear  to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and I'm scratching my butt as you read this. 

Please don’t hurt me,

Nicholas

Anyone who found it funny should do it! Here's how:

Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11). 

(12), 
Name 

1) What's the color of your shirt? 
Blue - I'm in love with your cat 
Red - Our affair is over 
White - I’m joining the Convent 
Black -Our romance is over 
Green- Our socks don't match 
Grey - You're a leprechaun 
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy 
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting 
Brown - The mafia wants you 
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you 
Other -I dislike your eyelashes 

2) Which is your birth month? 
January - That night you picked your nose 
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump 
March - When your dwarf bit me 
April - When I tripped on peanut butter 
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer 
June - When you put cuffs on me 
July – When I saw the purple monkey 
August - When you smacked my ass 
September - Last year when you peed your pants 
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub 
November - When your dog humped my leg 
December - When I finally changed my underwear 

3) Which food do you prefer? 
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub 
Chicken- In your car 
Pasta - Outside of your office 
Hamburgers - Under the bus 
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet 
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien 
Fish - In a clown suit 
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light 
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper 

4) What's the color of your socks? 
Yellow - Ignore 
Red - Put whipped cream on 
Black - Hit on 
Blue - Knock out 
Purple - Pour syrup on 
White - Carve your initials into 
Grey - Pull the clothes off 
Brown - bit of 
Orange - Castrate 
Pink - Pull the pants off of 
Barefoot - Sit on 
Other - Drive over 

5) What's the color of your underwear? 
Black - My boyfriend 
White - My father 
Grey – The Catholic Priest 
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie 
Purple - My corned beef hash 
Red – My knee caps 
Blue - My salt-beef bucket 
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana 
Orange - My Blink 182 cd 
Pink – My ‘My Little Pony’ collection 
Other --The elephant in the corner 

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? 
One Tree Hill - Senile 
Heroes- Frostbitten 
Lost - High 
Simpsons- Cowardly 
The news - Scarred 
American Idol - Masochistic 
Family Guy - Open 
Top Model - Bitchy 
Annat -shamed 

7) Your mood right now? 
Happy - How awful you are 
Sad - How boring you are 
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men 
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit 
Depressed – That we’re related 
Excited - That I may pee my pants 
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you 
Worried - That your Ford sucks 
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change 
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes 
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist 
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid 
Other - That your driving sucks 

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? 
White - Your toe ring 
Yellow - Your love letters to me 
Red - The pictures from Vegas 
Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth 
Brown - Your nose hair clippers 
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear 
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket 
Pink - The cut toenails 
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear 

9) The first letter of your first name? 
A/B - My virginity 
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it 
E/F - Your neighbors dog 
G/H - The oil tank from your car 
I/J - Your left ear 
K/L - The results of that blood-sample 
M/N - Your glass eye 
O/P - My common sense 
Q/R - Your mom 
S/T - Your collection of butterflies 
U/V - Your criminal record 
W/X – Your suicide note 
Y/Z - Your credit cards 

10) The last letter in your last name? 
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass 
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks 
E/F -Never will forget that night 
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard. 
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly 
K/L - Hate your cooking 
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching 
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises 
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs 
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet 
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart 
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month 
Y/Z – am better off without you 

11) What do you prefer to drink? 
Wine- Our friendship is ruined 
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon 
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an 
Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire 
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this 
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice 
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war 
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked 
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird 
Whiskey - I love Oprah 
Winfrey Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine 
Other – you should stop picking your nose 

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? 
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations 
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change 
France - Love always 
Spain - With tears of sadness 
China – You make me sick 
Germany – Please don’t hurt me 
Japan - Go milk a cow 
Greece - Your everlasting enemy 
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard 
Egypt – Kiss my butt 
England - Go drown yourself.
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Monday, November 16, 2009

Thoughts

It's 3.13am in the morning and I'm still awake. Is it because of the cup of tea I drank or slept too much (I woke up at 1.50pm yesterday). Both my room mates are still wide awake with Jason laughing at the movie I just gave him and Hock Seng sambil study sambil watch movie. 

Anyways, times like this let me have a lot of thoughts about just anything!

I'm thinking of....

- the whole pizza I ate at Hyperlinear yesterday

- what time to wake up later

- what to do after waking up later

- what to cook for dinner later

- all the fun I missed at volleyball for the past two days   :(

- what flavour should I buy after I finish the current box of tea

- the tonnes of 'atras' waiting for me (I'm so dead)

- what movie to download after I'm done with 2012

- where and when on Earth am I going to get a haircut

- why isn't Hock Seng sleeping when his class is going to be at eight later

- getting a pet(s) to accompany me throughout my studies here in Kursk

- my family back in Sandakan

- my lovely grandma 

- all the stuffs I want to do when I'm back to Sandakan (which is next year  T_T)

- the time when I can finally go back to Sandakan to be with my family

- who will be my future wife

- my life as a doctor in the future

- .....  someone

Now I'll just lie on the bed and continue to think. Eventually, I'll fall asleep and now I'm thinking of what kind of dream I'll be having later...

Thinking too much...  -.-

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

下雨天

I'm sick today and told to stay at home for a week. I've been in my room for the whole day resting, some facebook-ing and most of the time listening to musics.

Yes, there's one particular song that I got addicted to the whole day. I kept playing it on repeat and never gets tired of it. The title of the song is 下雨天 (Rainy Day).  The lyrics somehow expresses my feelings and emotions for recent happenings. Below are the lyrics: 

下雨天 (南拳妈妈)

下雨天了怎么办 我好想你

不敢打给你 我找不到原因

为什么失眠的声音 变得好熟悉

沉默的场景

做你的代替

陪我听雨滴

期待让人越来越沉溺

谁和我一样 等不到他的谁

爱上你我总在学会 寂寞的滋味

一个人撑伞

一个人擦泪

一个人好累

怎样的雨 怎样的夜

怎样的我能让你更想念

雨要多大 天要多黑

才能够有你的体贴

其实 没有我你分不出那些 差别

结局还能多明显

别说你会难过

别说你想改变

被爱的人不用道歉.

期待让人越来越疲惫

谁和我一样

等不到他的谁

爱上你我总在学会

寂寞的滋味

一个人撑伞

一个人擦泪

一个人好累

怎样的雨 怎样的夜

怎样的我能让你更想念

雨要多大 天要多黑

才能够有你的体贴

其实 没有我你分不出那些 差别

结局还能多明显

别说你会难过

别说你想改变

被爱的人不用道歉.

怎样的雨 怎样的夜

怎样的我能让你更想念

雨要多大 天要多黑

才能够有你的体贴

其实 没有我你分不出那些 差别

结局还能多明显

别说你会难过

别说你想改变

被爱的人不用道歉.

I'm listening to this song while writing out this blog post.  I do really hope you will read this post.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The "Thing"

Okay.. How to put this.... 

7.30am: Phone alarm rang (Take Me to Your Heart-Michael Learns to Rock). Nice song but                         laziness overcame, switch off alarm and went back to sleep.

8.35am: Hock Seng shook my bed "Wei,don't want to go class ah today?!!"  Jumped off the bed,                   grabbed bath towel and ran into the bathroom.

8.4#am: Changed, put on make-ups (wait a minute,I don't use make-ups), brushed my teeth                       and ran out of the room.

On the way to the bus stop, saw a tall(Margaret) and short(Steph) girl way in front. Got on a bus together and went to uni. 

Madam Victoria was in class already but seems to be in a very good mood. She smiled and told me to go in (once in a million years this will only happen). Usual Russian class but we're quite free as Madam Victoria had to teach the new girl (Caroline) in our group. 

Second Russian class, still the same but something interesting happened. Ask my groupmates or me personally for more information. So funny that even Madam Victoria laughed!

Chemistry class,our favourite teacher, Dr Nick. As usual, smells like vodka and cigar, walked in cooly and mumbled something. "BA-lanced, da?" His favourite quote recently. LOLX!!

Went back to hostel with Kensen by bus. Damn lady asked for student card, acted stupid but eventually paid the bus fee to stop her nagging in Russian. Was quite mad but fine, let it be. 

Back to hostel, unpacked and did some chores. Preparing to take a nap when that damn 'thing' showed up. Nagged,lectured and scolded (whatever terms you can use) me for my untidy bed. No use talking back and just listened. Both roommates also kena the same thing and the whole room was like cursing her after she left. Was really really in a bad mood, ran to 4th floor to send clothes for laundry. Ran back down and jumped on the bed immediately. 

Luckily dreamt of something happy to reduce my anger. Slept for 1 and a half hour and ajak Kensen to cook. While cooking, the 'thing' came into the kitchen as usual to wash her mug and then nagged me some more!!! Really tak tahan!!! 

Told us that she'll be back tomorrow evening to check on us again. OMG, does she have so much free time???? Why don't she go get a hobby or so, rather than just come into our room without knocking and start nagging(somemore its always our beds)!! 

Think positively and just bear with the 'thing'.  This is what I'm going to do, for now.

Just can't WAIT for her to pay us a visit again tomorrow....   -.-